Pay for my Meds!
Thank you for considering donating to me. I appreciate every cent you're ready to donate and would love to use your donations to cover my medical expenses.
Unfortunately, I am legally required to declare any donations as income, so I wouldn't actually get any more money. Hypothetically, an evil criminal could lie in such a situation! But luckily, that is impossible, since they are also legally required to hand over their monthly bank statements.
On a totally unrelated note, here is some fun information about cryptocurrencies!
Monero (XMR)
This is what a Monero (XMR) address looks like:

Bitcoin (BTC)
This is what a Bitcoin (BTC) address looks like:
bc1q ew36 xytn zkx0 qzsk zq8c mwla xd6q thz7 jc6p pj

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If you know of any other fun cryptocurrencies you like, let me know!